"Dear Mom, Thank you soooo much for being my mom. If I had a different mom, I would punch her in the face and go find you."
1. Finally, a reason to return to office.

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2. Okay, Michael Scott.

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3. Assie and Potato are both great contenders.

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4. Regina George, is that you?
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5. Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...
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6. Let's keep it moving, people. God hasn't got all day.
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7. This has a bit of an ominous undertone.
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8. A little bleak for a Valentine, but I'll take it!
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9. Can't argue with that.
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10. These coworkers are keepers.
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11. Nothing wrong with a little compliment to start your trip!
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12. ...Okay, I guess that makes sense. :/
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13. I used to do this to people, and I can confirm that it also brought me a laugh.
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14. I'm glad this person specified.
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15. I think I'm okay with Wendy's real fresh beaver, but thanks.
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16. I understood that reference!!!!
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17. Good one, Eggies.
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18. Grandpa really phoned it in here.
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19. I wasn't planning on it, but I'll still try to be extra mindful.
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20. Vandalism and defacing property are fine if it adds humorous value.
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21. ...Okay, thanks for that, Google Maps.
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22. Once again, thanks, Google.
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23. If I were a thief, this would convince me!
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24. Hey, I'm still glad you made it home safely!
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25. From now on, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is what I will be writing when I don't know the answer to something.
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26. I don't think the teacher intended for their "pushing" to feel like this.
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27. "Sorry for the thing, first of all," is going to enter my vernacular now.
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28. Considering I still wake up with night sweats thinking of this terrible sound from my fourth-grade music class, I'd take one.
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29. How wholesome!
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30. SOYLENT GREEN!!!
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31. Phew. I'm sure glad I didn't bring my nuclear missiles here.
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32. SECURITY!!! GET HIM!!!!
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33. I hate that I laughed at this. I'm turning into such a Dad.
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34. Relatable.
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35. This is also my face when people tell me to smile.
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36. Good to know!
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37. I see what you did there.
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38. And there.
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39. Hey, how'd they know about my drawer???
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40. He's not wrong.
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41. I think Mike misunderstood the assignment...or he understood it way better than the prior two writers did, depending on how you look at it.
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42. Might as well call them "poors" at this point.
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43. This is a nice sentiment, I guess?
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44. I guess we'll go ahead and trespass, then!
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45. I see what you did there, Wal-Mart.
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46. This is a solid use of money.
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47. As was this.
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48. I might have to do this with my ex's number.
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49. I feel like they should've spent a *little* more time thinking about the design of this anti-drunk driving pencil, but maybe that's just me.
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50. Hm. I didn't realize Dr. Pepper was a form of payment.
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51. See #22.
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52. Oh...uh, that's okay, I'm not that hungry.
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53. Now the crack looks intentional!
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54. Way to call Andy out.
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55. Leave them alone! They're preparing for Jurassic World Rebirth!
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56. Well, that's unlucky.
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57. Damn, imagine being burned by Google Photos.
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58. Super important to blur those wheels!
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59. I didn't think my pancreas hated me until now!!!
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60. Bags have feelings, too!
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61. I'm glad we cleared that up.
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62. Oh...I guess I don't want a popsicle after all.
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63. Or this corn.
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64. That's certainly one solution to macbooks removing their HDMI port...
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65. The perfect size for the giant up the beanstalk!
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66. ...OK?
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67. That's one way to advertise!
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68. Wow, it's amazing what nine years of study can do.
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69. And finally...good one, Netflix.
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